DEPT. 01
Strategic Napping
Long-term vision. Short-term consciousness. All decisions made after a little lie-down.
STATUS: OUT OF OFFICE↗
THE DEPARTMENT OF ABSOLUTE NONSENSE
Professionally
unserious.
A very official cat.
A deeply unofficial organization.
One magnificent meme-token project on Arc.
✳NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.
EXTENSIVE NAPPING PREFERRED.
EXTENSIVE NAPPING PREFERRED.
FORM 009 / MEET YOUR SUPERVISOR
OFFICIALLYCAT
APPROVEDTHE BUREAU OF GOOD TASTE
APPROVEDTHE BUREAU OF GOOD TASTE
MR. CHAIRMAN HEAD OF DOING VERY LITTLE
✳MORE MEMES.LESS MEETINGS.✳BUILT ON ARC.RUN BY CATS.✳
MEMORANDUM 001PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN LEISURE.
A NOTE FROM MANAGEMENTThe internet needed
The internet needed
adult supervision.
We hired a cat.
INTERNAL MEMOPRIORITY: QUESTIONABLE
The world has enough serious projects. It was time for an extremely unserious one with exceptionally good stationery.
CATBUREAU is a meme-token project on Arc, built for people who appreciate a good cat, a beautiful design, and the fine art of looking busy.
Our chairman has reviewed the internet. He has concerns. Mostly about the lack of naps.
Mr. ChairmanCHIEF EXECUTIVE CAT
✓
ORGANIZATIONAL CHARTEVERY DEPARTMENT IS OVERSTAFFED BY ONE CAT.
Find your
calling. Or don’t.
Three distinguished departments.
Identical commitment to doing less.
PUBLIC RECORDS / DECLASSIFIEDDOWNLOAD THE PRESS FILE ↘
EXHIBIT A.HARD AT WORK.
APPROVED FOR PUBLIC DISTRIBUTIONHighly shareable.
Highly shareable.
Barely employable.
Every great institution needs a face. Ours is currently asleep on the quarterly report.
Help the chairman expand his very important internet presence. Download the original artwork and file it directly into your timeline.
TAKE THE ARTWORK ↘✓ NO FORMS. NO FEES. JUST CAT.
THE BUREAU IS ACCEPTING APPLICATIONSYour dream job.
Your dream job.
Zero actual job.
You seem like the sort of person who could turn a five-minute task into an entire afternoon. You’ll fit right in.
01 Unlimited imaginary vacation
02 A very impressive fake title
03 Absolutely no performance reviews
For fun, for everyone. Your application stays in your browser.
APPROVED
Welcome, .
You are now a highly imaginary member of .
A souvenir, not a token allocation.INQUIRIES & OTHER PAPERWORKPlease hold.
Please hold.
The cat is thinking.
Is CATBUREAU a real token yet?+
The project and website are here; the token has not launched. Arc is the selected network. The confirmed contract, supply details, and official trading links will be announced before trading opens.
What happens when I apply?+
You get a playful membership certificate. It’s created in your browser and doesn’t send your name anywhere. It gives no token allocation, financial entitlement, or real employment.
Where is the contract address?+
It has not been announced. Once confirmed, the exact contract address will appear on this website alongside the official trading links.
What does the chairman actually do?+
He reviews the vibes, rearranges one paperclip, and sleeps for a strategically significant portion of the day. Management considers this excellent performance.